dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
it’s so true it hurts
"why didn’t you write me?" *pivots to opposite side* *deep voice* "i wrote you every day for a year."
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.